In honor of all the men on Father’s Day:
My husband came home with a bag full of “beauty aids” from the drug store.
“I bought myself a scrunchy.”
He has very short hair, so I had to look at what he had.
“That’s not a scrunchy, that’s a loofa.”
“No, Men wouldn’t buy a Loofa.”
“What would you call a man’s loofa?”
“A “Lloof-wanza”. But that sounds more like a German airplane.”
“What does it say on the package?”
“A ‘Men’s shower tool’ he said. And it’s blue and grey, manly colors.”
“A man would rather buy a “shower tool” than a loofa?”
Now that I think on it, the marketing is perfect; anything with the word “tool” on it will be scooped up by a male shopper; but this is still a loofa.