“We need to make a pact”
“Yes, so raise your right hand and say after me: I promise not to buy any more Queso cheese dip until I finish off the ones in the refrigerator”.
“What do you mean?”
“There are 4 jars of partially eaten cheese dip in the frig and they are taking up space.”
“I’m sure they have outlived the expiration date”
“No, all of these could potentially stay in the refrigerator for two more years, so don’t buy any more cheese dip.”
“I’ve got to have fresh cheese dip for the football game this afternoon, so I plan to buy more. I’ll just buy some tortilla chips and give the old dip to the kids- they’ll never know.”