Will thinks I am.
He thinks I should give it up and substitute it with something less vile, like water.
I have nothing against water. I drink at least a gallon of it a day, but I have to have at least
1 Mtn. Dew that carries me from waking up through lunch.
Then life is beautiful.
I can’t have caffeine after 2 pm or I will stay awake writing blog material until the sun rises, so I cut myself off.
To me, this sounds like restraint and mature sensibility.
Other people have their coffee, and their coffee breath. I have my Dew.
I tell Will this: I don’t smoke, I rarely drink (maybe a ½ glass of wine every 6 months), don’t do drugs, I try not to cuss (but I’m not a saint), I don’t run around with other men, and I really try not to shop too much.
I deserve my Dew, it’s not an addiction, it’s a passion.
Will just told me to try a 5 hour energy drink… he’ll never understand.
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