Friday, September 3, 2010

10 More Questions I’d like Answered

1. If gourmet sandwich shops have so many menu options, why do I always order the same thing?

2. If you are a “sandwich artist”, do you get royalties for creating a “masterpiece”?

3. Does Thousand Island dressing come from a thousand islands?

4. If flip-flops say “flip flop”, what does a hush puppy say?

5.I’m still looking for my flip-flops; did someone find them?

6.If Bounty is the “quicker-picker-upper” then why are my son’s dirty clothes lying on the bathroom floor?

7. Why are airplane seats designed for super models?

8. Why is a hamburger made of beef?

9. Why is a “cumber bun” called that?

10. How many men does it take to change the empty toilet paper roll?

Ok, number 10 is a trick question, but it had to be asked. The answer is no man changes the empty toilet paper roll.

These are just a few of the questions rolling around in my head.

Maybe you think differently too. I'd like to hear some of your thoughts. Write to me at Maybe we can put our thoughts together...

Have a wonderful weekend and I'll be seeing you on Monday.

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