Friday, September 3, 2010

10 More Questions I’d like Answered

1. If gourmet sandwich shops have so many menu options, why do I always order the same thing?

2. If you are a “sandwich artist”, do you get royalties for creating a “masterpiece”?

3. Does Thousand Island dressing come from a thousand islands?

4. If flip-flops say “flip flop”, what does a hush puppy say?

5.I’m still looking for my flip-flops; did someone find them?

6.If Bounty is the “quicker-picker-upper” then why are my son’s dirty clothes lying on the bathroom floor?

7. Why are airplane seats designed for super models?

8. Why is a hamburger made of beef?

9. Why is a “cumber bun” called that?

10. How many men does it take to change the empty toilet paper roll?


Ok, number 10 is a trick question, but it had to be asked. The answer is no man changes the empty toilet paper roll.

These are just a few of the questions rolling around in my head.

Maybe you think differently too. I'd like to hear some of your thoughts. Write to me at aitken.helen@gmail.com. Maybe we can put our thoughts together...

Have a wonderful weekend and I'll be seeing you on Monday.

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