Monday, November 15, 2010

Why do men get all the good stuff?

It’s easy to identify whether a man invents a product.

It appears to me that a male inventor will spend more time in catering to his needs.

Case in point, when the minivan appeared, the sliding door was on the passenger side.

As a Mom’s car, a sliding door behind the driver’s side is practical, so women car engineers created two sliding doors after years of complaints.

Check out the men’s health care products.

Men have color changing gel that foams up, creating a minty shaving cream.
I like it on my legs, so Scott can buy another can for himself.

They have a 5-minute hair color product that hides the gray.
Why does it take a professional an hour to get the same results for me?

Men’s knee sox actually come up to the base of the knee.
Mine are always falling down.

Men’s T-shirts generally aren’t tight over the chest.
I wish I looked like Twiggy.

They get “point and shoot” underwear.
Not that I really want some, it just seems unfair.

What would you like invented? Go for it. I'd love to hear from you. Email me at or see me on Facebook.

Have a great day.

1 comment:

  1. Let's see....I would like an automatic toilet lid that replaces. Itself so there are no middle of the night accidents. And while we're on that, a mop at the base of said toilet that can take care of poor aim. That's all I got right now.. Sean is in my good graces right now. Catch me on one of his many off days and I'll write you a novel!