Tuesday, May 15, 2012

God Has a Great Sense of Humor

Just look at a giraffe.
It’s a large, brown spotted animal, with a 3 story neck and legs to match.
When it sticks out it’s tongue, not only is it 732 feet long, it’s black.


Baby giraffes can eat all the licorice they want without mommy giraffes noticing.


How about laughing Hyenas?
They sound tickled to me.


Then there are the zebras.
Do they have black stripes on a white body, or is it white stripes on a black body?
This would be God’s invention of an optical illusion.


By the way, it’s black stripes on a white body.


Polar bears are bizarre because they have a black body with transparent hair that only looks white.
Don’t believe me, look it up.


In North Carolina, August days have blue sky and showers, everyday.
You’d think that the rain would be cool things off, but instead we watch it vaporize on the driveways.
Someone’s laughing.


I’m glad I’ve been given a great sense of humor too.
I look at my hair and can only laugh because there’s nothing I can do about it.
Same thing goes for brothers and sisters…


Have you laughed today?
Adults laugh 100 times less than children and that's why we need Tums and Psychiatrists....


Laugh and people will wonder what you've been up to.


I'd love to hear about what makes you laugh. Maybe we'll laugh together.   Email me at aitken.helen@gmail.com.

1 comment:

  1. Interesting and funny. Someone once said, "If you doubt God has a sense of humor, look at the human body." Someone else said that if human knees bent the opposite way, we'd had much fewer injuries. Of course we'd all walk like JarJar Binks.

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