Monday, October 29, 2012

You know it’s Football Season when…

Men have a reason to play dress up.

Face paint and decals appear on cheeks and other places.
Big bellied men can use the excuse to go shirtless.

Jerseys are cleaned but the tears are left as victory and defeat reminders,

Grocery bags hold fresh bean dip, Queso and Tostitos, Alka-Seltzer and Tums.

Nachos with chili, cheese and beer become gourmet meals.

Domino’s is on speed dial for hot wings and pizza.

The house with the largest TV is game central.

Everyone stands and yells at the TV.

Every television is tuned to the same sports channel; if one has to leave the couch, the game can be followed.  After last year’s hot wings, pizza, nachos, beer and bean dip disaster, the bathroom has a 40 inch TV.

There are no men in the malls or shops, so women finally have a Sunday to themselves.

1 comment:

  1. Great synopsis of the season. Funny - and true.