By now you can imagine that things just happen to me.
Well, "it" happened again.
I had been working at my computer for several minutes, when the phone rang. I got up to answer the phone and felt something warm in my front pocket. Strange.
I reached in it and found 2 melted foiled tabs of butter.
I guess I forgot that I had put them in my pocket when carrying my cutlery, napkin and butter from the dinner buffet.
Apparently, my short term memory is declining. Now I need to see if I can get the grease out of each layer of clothing.
Think about an old southern saying. If the butter had been in my back pocket, you could have called me "a biscuit."
I hope you have a grease-less day. Write to me at email@example.com